Doctor and mental patient

A doctor was interviewing a mental patient and deciding if they should release him.

Doc: “What did you work as before your breakdown?”

Patient: “Well, before I was in here, I worked as an air traffic controller. The stress of the job really got to me and that’s why I suffered my breakdown.”

Doc: “If we release you, what would you do with your life?”

Patient: “Well, I could teach students. There’s not enough teachers with my qualifications in the industry.”

Doc: “Yes?”

Patient: “Or I could write novels about the industry, manuals and such.”

Doc: “Anything else you could do?”

Patient: “Well, if none of that works out I can always continue to be a teapot”.